Bairn

What is Bairn?


1.

common scottish slang for a child or baby

"Aye when you were just a wee bairn I used to mind you when your mam went tae the bingo."

"I cannae believe shes pregnant - at 15 she's just a bairn herself"

2.

A word used in Scotland/ North East England meaning child or baby.

'She's got three bairns now.'

'I'm taking the bairn to school!'

See child, baby, bern, barn, kid

3.

A bairn is a female who is young and willing and ready for action. They also have to be at least shaggable otherwise they

do not count as a bairn.

The collective noun for bairns is a squad (pronouced skwad), if faced by a squad of young and willing bairns it is considered tradition to shout "BAIRNS!!!" at them, and if you are in a car you should peep your horn as close as possible to them, this signals to them that they are indeed bairns/have bairn like qualities.

"yer sum bairn hiy... so ye ur"

"BAIRNS!!!!!!" *peep horn*

See bairn, dirty, doity, doit

4.

small child; solid excretum.

cf dropping the kids at the pool.

Don't go in the loo just yet, I've just dropped a bit of a nasty bairn.


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