What is Bairn?
1.
common scottish slang for a child or baby
"Aye when you were just a wee bairn I used to mind you when your mam went tae the bingo."
"I cannae believe shes pregnant - at 15 she's just a bairn herself"
2.
A word used in Scotland/ North East England meaning child or baby.
'She's got three bairns now.'
'I'm taking the bairn to school!'
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3.
A bairn is a female who is young and willing and ready for action. They also have to be at least shaggable otherwise they
do not count as a bairn.
The collective noun for bairns is a squad (pronouced skwad), if faced by a squad of young and willing bairns it is considered tradition to shout "BAIRNS!!!" at them, and if you are in a car you should peep your horn as close as possible to them, this signals to them that they are indeed bairns/have bairn like qualities.
"yer sum bairn hiy... so ye ur"
"BAIRNS!!!!!!" *peep horn*
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4.
small child; solid excretum.
cf dropping the kids at the pool.
Don't go in the loo just yet, I've just dropped a bit of a nasty bairn.
