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Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.
OLD PIRAT..
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A move from a preferred cublicle to a not so preferred cubicle.
Bob realized his new move was a cubicle demotion when he was moved from..
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They're like the dry heaves for your ass.
That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system ha..