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(glyph). A vampire sperm smiley.
A: Quick, cover your neck! Look out for that sperm!
B: Huh? What sperm?
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A whole lot worse than just fucked.
Phone conversation
1st- I got busted for a D.U.I. again
2nd- damn, you're fucked now
1st- I..