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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some sof..
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hang around the tube stations and beg for money for 'their babys nappys'. how perfetic.
it happened to me last year...
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When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens a..