What is Bakersfield Chimp?
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verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.
If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.
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an upset stomach as a result of a lot of jizz in your crap factory.
I must of blown 50 wads down her throat, so I gave her the day off ..
