Bakeulus

What is Bakeulus?


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The abstract mathematic process used to solve problems involving the preparation of multiple items, with different cooking instructions, simultaneously, in the same oven, in order to achieve a synchronized serve-time.

example problem:

Popcorn Chicken Breast Chunks:

425° for 10-12 minutes

Corn-Dogs:

375° for 16-20 minutes

French-Fries

450° for 20-25 minutes - which actually need more like 35.


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