What is Bakeulus?
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The abstract mathematic process used to solve problems involving the preparation of multiple items, with different cooking instructions, simultaneously, in the same oven, in order to achieve a synchronized serve-time.
example problem:
Popcorn Chicken Breast Chunks:
425° for 10-12 minutes
Corn-Dogs:
375° for 16-20 minutes
French-Fries
450° for 20-25 minutes - which actually need more like 35.
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