Bakewell Tart

What is Bakewell Tart?

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?

Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

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