What is Bakewell Tart?
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When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
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FINGERTIPS The method by which filthy rich men show their appreciation for excellent hotel room service by female busgirls. FINGERTIPS
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