What is Bakewell Tart?
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When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.
Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...
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A women's vagina; and insult to a man i.e. pussy
"Did you see how tight her Lady Smith Black Mambasa was?"
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