What is Bakist?
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noun
1. one who lures people with baked goods in order to rape them; he/she could also "roofie" such baked goods with drugs to trick his/her innocent victims
2. culinary artist who specializes in creating delicious cookies, cakes, and other goods.
Stay away from that bakist! Don't go into the kitchen with him; he will rape you!
Children are especially vulnerable to bakists because they like cookies and are gullible.
Michael Jackson was probably a bakist especially because he wanted to give those children the "Jesus Juice."
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