Bakist

What is Bakist?


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noun

1. one who lures people with baked goods in order to rape them; he/she could also "roofie" such baked goods with drugs to trick his/her innocent victims

2. culinary artist who specializes in creating delicious cookies, cakes, and other goods.

Stay away from that bakist! Don't go into the kitchen with him; he will rape you!

Children are especially vulnerable to bakists because they like cookies and are gullible.

Michael Jackson was probably a bakist especially because he wanted to give those children the "Jesus Juice."

See rapist, creeper, michael jackson


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