What is Bakula?
1.
The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.
Look at ChrisH, he's got bakula all over himself.
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2.
Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."
"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
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