Balanus Edit Meaning

1. A slang term, in reference to a cigarette. Got n0y ?!?!!!11`..

1. When you have wank and stick a lighter up your arse (clipper is the lighter of choice) last night Peter had a dagenham wank......

1. A speech given at a funeral to honor the life of the deceased. "...or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?..