Balcony Spritzer

What is Balcony Spritzer?

The act of masturbating on and ejaculating off of the balcony of a hotel or apartment.

I stayed at a hotel last night and gave the cars below a balcony spritzer.

See masturbate, ejaculate, beat-off

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