Bald Mikey

What is Bald Mikey?

When you shave your head so you have a "U" shape hairline and then rub the bald spot on a women's muff.

My girlfriend likes it when I give her the bald mikey.

See clean, vagina, rub down

Vagina Snot

1. The goo that squirts out of the vagina. Her vagina snot ruined my weight bench. Or her vagina snot dripped down into her ass. See Ske..

Rovida

1. To fuck your girlfriend in a tool shed; Rattata-eqsue; classy "He pulled a Rovida last night. Ow." "Look at those teeth..

Vomiting Cobra

1. An erect penis about to spit its venom that jordan lass absolutely thrives on vomiting cobra See puking python, spam javelin, mutton d..

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