What is Baldie John?
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a Baldie John, is a middle aged man, who still thinks he is in his early 20's.Likes to party and drink excessively and endulge in copius amounts of drugs. However, he has a sexual attraction to 18-25 year old young men. He will offer drink and drugs all night, and pretend to be friends with a certain male individual all night, and then once he sees his chance, will abuse them in the most uncomfortable of body orephaces.
Matt woke up in someone's bed, with a load a
gipe running down his leg and a sore ass.
Matt was a Baldie John victim
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