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The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.
"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do w..
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Chatting on your mobile phone while at the urinal.
"Dude, sorry, about all the background noise flushI am on a Voice over IP (VOIP..
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In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.
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