What is Bales?
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A game for two or more players, originating in Toronto. Historically, fans of Toronto's hockey team, the Maple Leafs, would celebrate a victory by engaging in a round of Bales.
The object of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum, while avoiding getting tapped in the scrotum yourself.
I'm not a queer or nothin, but I played a good game of Bales yesterday.
2.
A game commonly practiced by seniors (2006) at the Toronto French School. The objective of the game is to tap the opponent's scrotum.
I was skipping TOK class to play a game of bales.
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the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.
shut the fuck up bales.
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