What is Balf?
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v. to vomit over the side of a balcony, esp. at a theater.
We went to see the Rocky Horrow Picture Show Friday at La Paloma, but I wasn't feeling so hot and I balfed.
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Barely A Life Form - to suggest that someone is useless
WOW that dude is so useless, he's a BALF
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Homie known as Big Ass Laker Fan.
"Even though you're a Laker fan, there can only be one BALF."
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