What is Balfed?
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When playing the N64 game Supersmash Bros., you demolish someone so badly that not only do u have all of your lives, you have less than 50% damage. Usually happens to a person who thinks they're good, until their brought down to earth really quickly, you know, to put them in their place and such.
Quasie: Wow, you just got Balfed in this N64 game.
Dude who got shitted on: *sheds a tear*
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v. To thoroughly demolish someone in a spectacularly gruesome way. "Ruining one's shit" goes far beyond simple pwning.
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A term for a female vagina that has semen dripping out of it.
Shit it looks like a bulldog eating porridge!..