Balken

What is Balken?

"Up" in the context of what's up, but adds more flavor and rolls off the tongue much better. Often confused with a noise a chicken makes.

Correct usage:

"Hey Paul, what's balken"

Incorrect:

"Wow that chicken was really balken"

See what's up, what's happening, what's popping, etc.

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