What is Ball Brusher?
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A full bowel movement that when finished, falls over like a large sequoia tree. Afterwhich one would be well advised to wipe the back of their balls as well as their anus.
a)"How'd It Go?"
b)"Man I dont know. But I must've had a lotta fibre yesterday because i just crapped a Ball Brusher!"
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used to describe a flop of a musical effort by implying that the album sold literally 10 copies:
micro    = 1 / 1,000,000
platinum = 1..