Ball Gazing

What is Ball Gazing?


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If someone happens to glance at your balls, you shout "BALL GAZING!" and punch one right in the sack to ward off potential homosexual advances and just to make clear to everyone that you're not a queer and, in fact, a raging homophobe.

1st Homophobe: "Habib glanced at my balls today."

2nd Homophobe: "No way! I hope you gave him a good ball gazing whooping."

1st homophobe: " I did! But then I sucked his dick."

2nd homophobe: "I guess that makes you a homo."

1st homophobe: "I guess."

See fag, homophobe, blumpkin, bitch slap


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