What is Ball N' Johnson Dance?


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The act of "swooshing" your johnson in one direction while ur balls fly the other. As seen on Next Friday.

"It's time for your momma and I to walk around the house buck naked if we wan't to. We gone do it tonight when I get off work. OHH I can't wait to see your momma NEKID with that big ole' booty bouncin' around BOOM BOOM BOOM, high heel shoes is on, walkin' on that shag rug, given me a lap dance boy. And my johnson swingin' SWOOOMP SWOOOMP, balls goin' one way , the johnson goin' another, SWOOOMP SWOOOMP. the Ball N'johnson dance."~ Willy Jones founder of the Ball N' Johnson dance.


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