Ball & Oats

What is Ball & Oats?

1.

The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.

Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"

Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."

Wife: "I want a divorce."

See testicles, porridge, breakfast, bed
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