What is Ball & Oats?
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The romantic act of bringing your partner breakfast in bed but placing your testicles on the breakfast tray next to, or in, a bowl of porridge or cereal.
Wife: "I wanted a nice breakfast and you bring me Ball & Oats?!"
Husband: "I'm sorry but that's M-E-T-H-O-D-O-F-L-O-V-E, the method of modern love."
Wife: "I want a divorce."
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Noun.
The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.
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