Ball Smackers

What is Ball Smackers?


1.

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

See banana hammock, speedos, pants, lycra


63

Random Words:

1. A term used to describe a hideously ugly college girl who is socially inept, thus spends all her time in the dorm building lobby watchin..
1. to have sex i just got finished beatin the joint See sex, fuckin, sexual intercouse, doin it..
1. When you are deep throating someone so much they make your tonsils fart. "Shorty gives head so good I made her threef four times!&..