Ball Smackers

What is Ball Smackers?


1.

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

See banana hammock, speedos, pants, lycra


63

Random Words:

1. a useless fat wreck or fuck up to society, they hunt in packs and smell of old cheese they think they are kings but rather they are a ..
1. Same use as douchebag but changed to be SFW. No one likes Kevin Trudeau. He is such a fiduciary bag. See douchebag, jackass, idiot, fa..
1. -> A small dweller of Exeter, who claims to be iranian. But is by birth right, and linguistically a Bengali. Typical characteristics ..