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A fiticious name used to get yourself out of trouble.
When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's L..
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A purveyor of fine English jellies
I'm going to pop across to Bompas & Parr the jellymongers to pick up some topping strawberr..
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1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl
2) a mans excuse for failing to ma..