What is Ballard?
1.
A school in North Seattle, it may have its faults and is far from the best school ever, but does not have shacks or people getting shanked across the street every day.
Ballard may kind of suck, but at least I feel safe here!!!
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2.
A boring-ass place located in western Kentucky. Almost everyone here is red-neck, although several small cliques of goths/emos/punks/skaters/moshers here help each other out. No bands outside of the "country" genre traval to Kentucky, so its a long ass to get anywhere with some good music.
Tourist: Hey man, wanna go to Ballard?
Other Tourist: No!
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3.
To steal.
To take (the property of another) without right or permission.
To commit theft.
That money is for all of us, don't ballard it!
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4.
The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
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5.
Someone who lacks intelligence.
Look how stupid he is what a ballard
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6.
shitty; terrible; awful
Wow, that was completely ballard!
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7.
a really shitty school in north seattle known for its std's and loudmouth kids
Damn ballard's helllllllla gay
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