Ballistic

What is Ballistic?


1.

to be extremely and uncontrollable furious

Fred went ballistic, and managed to punch 5 holes in the wall, in addition to throwing a microwave halfway across his house.

2.

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.

2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."

3.

The term to "go ballistic" probably originates from guided missiles. A guided missle that loses it's lock will go ballistic, that is to say it becomes an unguided missile, likely to cause damage wherever it lands. Hence the use of ballistic to describe someone who has lost control and flown in a rage.

"You must keep the target inside the HUD or the missile will lose lock and go ballistic."

"If my mum finds my stash of porn she is gonna go ballistic."

See angry, rage, lose it, pissed off, furious

4.

To go all out, balls out, with no fear.

From the movie Top Gun, Goose to Maverick;

"We're going ballistic!"

See ballistic, crazy, enthusiastic, top, gun, movie

5.

When any object is thrown/catapulted/dropped or in any way made to hit a man's balls with painful intent, that object becomes ballistic.

Veronica: Hey Chris! *throws apple at Chris' testicles*

Chris: AHMAHGAWD!!!!!!

Michelle: BALLISTIC APPLE FTW!

See balls, ballistic, testicles, testes, ball


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