Ballistic Insurance

What is Ballistic Insurance?

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

See children, testicles, balls, contraband, sex, insurance, safeguard, potatoes

Laidlaw

1. a laidlaw is a massive, as BIG as the world FART omg, did u just laidlaw? See georgie, fart, sophie, poo, brewing..

Dil Doh

1. The playdoh that comes in many pervertecd shapes and sizes My Black Dil Doh is bigger than your White Dil Doh!..

Jarmers

1. Pajamas, also spelled pyjamas aka PJs. Sleepwear. Very comfy and the best things in the world! "I can't wait to get into my j..

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