Ballistic Insurance

What is Ballistic Insurance?

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

See children, testicles, balls, contraband, sex, insurance, safeguard, potatoes

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1. The act of buying massive amounts of alcohol (wine, beer, spirits)because you feel that you have to. Just two months ago I only had thr..

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1. 1. French for number "four" 2. card, die, or domino with four spots, pips, 'majiggers 3. One who is generally nice to a..

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