Ballistic Insurance

What is Ballistic Insurance?

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

See children, testicles, balls, contraband, sex, insurance, safeguard, potatoes

Hoe Bag Numero Uno

1. The number one slut with no self respect. Whose that hoe bag numero uno?!!! What a slut. See slut, whore, hoebag, bitch-hoe, skank..

Lempo

1. The most legendary porn ever. Chris: Hmm im bored Adam: Whip out the lempo then See lemo, xxx, whip out..

Jonzin

1. In need of something I was jonzin for some sex, drugs, blee last night. See michael..

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