Ballistic Insurance

What is Ballistic Insurance?

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

See children, testicles, balls, contraband, sex, insurance, safeguard, potatoes

In The Trunk

1. Being stupid or having one of those "dumb" moments Can I have 1 million dollars? - IN THE TRUNK! What's my name again? ..

Zenvada

1. Neo-Buddhist sect created by Oj Docs that is a mix of zen and theravada and as of now has only one follower-Oj Docs Oj Docs: it is too ..

Yon

1. A lie, or falsehood. From bullshit ==> bullion ==> yon. Quit saying you will pay me back. That is a load of yon. See bullshit,..

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