What is Ballistic Masturbation?


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A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.

He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.

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