What is Ballistic Masturbation?
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A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
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the amount a man can fap per second
Dave-' hey dyl, i reached 30 faps per second (FPS) last night! '
Dyl- 'Woah'
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An avid supporter of our President, Barack Obama. Someone who is consistently up-to-speed on all things Obama in the news and can debate..