What is Ballistic Masturbation?
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A pseudosport that is defined by the participants who discharge firearms at nothing in particular. Also used to describe shooting your weapon at large, stationary objects, such as old washing machines.
He thinks he's a real sportsman, but he's never bagged a deer. It's all just ballistic masturbation.
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another name for a wank.
discovered when mis-pronouncing manly handshake.
yeh she gave me a proper handly manshake last night.
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dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin
johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin
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A drink, which consists of a mixture of Redbull and Vodka.
Man: Can I have a bull and vod please
Barman: Yes sir, you can.
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