Balloon Dick

What is Balloon Dick?

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

See cock, dick, hardon, small

Zeebrok

1. when you get like a total pain in your nuts from beatin off too hard and yo're slapping your nuts with your hand adn it's like..

Thats Not Just Any Spare Tire, Thats An Amazing Faloner

See spare tire, obese, chubby, tight pants, fupa 2. the "fat boner" that is created when the waist band of one's pants are ..

Vegetina

1. A vagina, tainted by its vegetarian owner, that is pale, stinky, and prone to high smegma build up. Steve: Bro, how was she last night?..

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