Balloon Dick

What is Balloon Dick?

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

See cock, dick, hardon, small

Old Schoolin'

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Lolhobo

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Hard Nipple-tightis

1. When you grow a pimple like bump inside your nipple or your nipple just becomes hard. I've come down with a case of Hard Nipple-Ti..

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