Balloon Dick

What is Balloon Dick?

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

See cock, dick, hardon, small

Milfellate

1. Verb. The act of being fellated by a milf. Dude 1: "Hey dude, why the big smile?" Dude 2: "Yeah!! I've just been m..

Sexed Up

1. Getting ready to go out. Dressing up, putting on your cologne, doing your hair etc... Get all sexed up to go out to the movies. See s..

Zelos

1. one having disgusting pancake nipple breasts. omfg she showed me her boobs and she was a total zelos! See breasts, boobs, nasty, nippl..

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