What is Ballooncock?
1.
A crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. First a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man's penis, then the penis is severed at its base. The unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again.
Lady Astor: "If I were your wife, sir, I would ballooncock you as you slept."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband, I wouldn't want to keep it anyway."
See
Random Words:
1.
A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this..
1.
having some..
Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!
See Robert..
1.
Fire Spirit
To have a fiery and enrgetic personality.
Very competitive and hyper.
Likes to train fire pokemon.
Likes the color red a..
