Ballooning

What is Ballooning?


1.

When someone start to get fatter and fatter.

My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.

2.

When an uncircumsised man, whilst urinating, pinches his foreskin closed, thereby inflating his touquelike a balloon (but with urine rather that air)

My girlfriend won't give me head since she caught me ballooning in the bathroom.

See touque, foreskin, urine, pinch

3.

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.

Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)

2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.

5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

See Dan

4.

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"

i wonder if she is into Ballooning

See sex move, sex, anal, gas, farting, sick, bansky

5.

Being high and very enjoyable to be around.

Shit, Heathers amazing. But when shes ballooning, i just want to do it with her.

See high, pot, heather, aaron, tyler


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