Balloonknot Edit Meaning

1. When you go into a crowded elevator, wait until the doors close and fart. Of course, just when I have to go to the top floor, someone l..

1. Totally messed up; completely messed up. (screwed) "He deleted some of his system files, and now he's zonkified."..

1. A milf or cougarwho is very sexually forward. How'd that date go with the cougar? Did you get any? -Oh yeah it was great. She was..