Balloons

What is Balloons?


1.

Elegant strip club located at 233 Porno Ave in Providence, RI. Famous for allowing men (and women) of all ages, including those 15-17. Home of the infamous "referee" (bouncer) who also offers lap dances for a discounted price.

Weinberg: Yo let's get out of here and go to the foxy lady.

Tony: No way, I only have eight bucks.

Weinberg: Fine, lets go to balloons then.

2.

A woman's breasts, AKA boobs, tits, jugs, hooters, knockers.

Wouldn't you just like to suck the air out of her balloons?

See breasts, tits, jugs, hooters, boobs, boobies, titties, knockers

3.

Another name for breasts.

The girl was flat-chested before; now she looked like

she had put great big balloons under shirt... that is...

until she took off that shirt! WOW!!

See breasts, titties, knockers, jugs, bazooms

4.

people on social networking sites such as facebook who take part in using words like lmao or lol or making smiley faces out of puntuality such as full stops brackets forward slashes ect ect also people who change thier relationship stauts 4 times a week so all the balloons can make vomitle statements on the subject this is originates from myself in liverpool csayle

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.。•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*。.あ*.:۞。*゚’゚・

( LMAO, LOL, BBE) letter gripe

(LMAO)

(lol) fine the cunt

(brb) be right back apparently NO NO NO

NEW FIRM OF BALLOONS ON THE SCENE!!!!!!

people lads included i shud add r making stupid lil smiley faces outa full stops n shit wats goin on......?(ilmao brb lol omg woop woop (the lot top balloon smiley face maker)

(pml) pissing myself laughing "allegedly" nooooo

βέссί - ЈάηЄ №яяϊ§ ™ ►³♀°゜ﻬ・*.。•●•☼๑¸♠¸.•♣´¯`•°۩*。.あ*.:۞。*゚’゚・†ஐ◄

See bellends, onions, ballbags

5.

Used condoms floating in the 'rhea river that are bloated and swollen from their long exposure to the liquid sewage. Often found floating with whistles.

Balloons become so bloated from their long journey down the 'rhea river that even the smallest ones end up looking bigger than Magnums.

See 'rhea river, whistles, turd herder, shit, sewage, magnum, Sastwatch

6.

the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana

My eyelids weigh 100 balloons

See heavy, smoke, marijuana, coke, guido

7.

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See Bilbo Baggins


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