What is Ballparked?
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The way one feels after sitting for an entire afternoon in the sun eating peanuts, drinking beer, and absorbing anough UV for a healthy red hue which will peel heavily in several days. Excessive dehydration compounds the general ballparked feeling.
Tami felt pretty ballparked after drinking martinis and falling asleep in the dirt.
After a a trip to the tanning salon, a liter of beam and seven hours of dry humping a college freshman, craig came home looking pretty ballparked.
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The act of masturbating by a male.
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A native of Glendale, Arizona.
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