What is Balls Across The Nose?
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"Balls Across the Nose" is an act of sexual humiliation similar to
I was scared that if I dipped my nuts in Tim's mouth that he'd clamp down on them like a fox in a leg trap. So, I took the safe root and just went Balls Across the Nose. Don't worry, it was just as funny - and we got pictures.
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Totally freaking awesome.
"Dude, that movie "K-PAX" was balls across the nose!"