Balls Are On Splat

What is Balls Are On Splat?


1.

being in a situation in which one has very few options to escape a negative outcome; not being able to get out of facing something bad; being in a tight spot, trapped, or stuck

1) "I have to have my information ready in 10 minutes for the presentation, and I haven't even started yet!"

"Dude, your balls are on splat right now."

2) "There is nothing I can do about it now, my balls are on splat."

See negative, situation, stuck, trapped


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