Random Words:
1.
The noise a highlander makes when some ignorant fucker uses the last of the bog roll (And you've only noticed this once you've..
1.
An incredible blowjob given with the type of enthusiasm usually reserved for celebrities.
I'm gonna marry this girl - she gives ro..
1.
A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.
a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.
See ..