Ballstomper, Edit Meaning

1. a fantasy version of the shitty town of Appleton, Wisconsin. Appletonia seems better than Appleton. See appleton, hellhole, a-town..

1. A closed fist punch in an upward, swinging motion that makes direct contact with the vagina. Jab, jab, uppercunt--she's out! 2. ..

1. An 'eskimo surprise' is when the penis is removed from the partner, and is immediately replaced with a popcicle or a frozen br..