What is Ballwasher?
1.
corporate ass kisser. sending e-mails to the entire office everytime one does something insugnificant and trivial in order to make themselves appear to be a hard worker.
hey everyone, i just refilled the printer because it was out of paper.
hey everyone, i just cleaned the silverware in the back because it was dirty, please clean your silverwear.
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2.
One who proceeds to wash the man ball in their moulth. uses much tongue and enjoys it thrurrowly
"Mike Roper i a bigtime Ballwasher."
"Yeah,i know he slobbed my nob a while ago."
"Sucks at paintball too."
3.
One who washes balls with the assumption that his/her preferred method of doing so is orally.
This term is used as an insult.
That guy is such an ass rubbing, ballwasher.
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4.
This a person who has not yet evolved on the genetic level to even pass as a human being. One who is a ballwasher is slime. Crud. The stinking steaming pile of shit on the bottom of your shoe. They would sell out their own mother if it meant they had to ballwash to gain power.
"I am going to bring in cookies to share with the office and I will bake some muffins for the boss"
"Hey Look at that ballwasher going into Darrens office again!!!"
