Ballzinis

What is Ballzinis?

1.

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."

-Dane Cook

See dane cook, balls, wax, nut, candy
55

Random Words:

Roll Oil
1. The act of smoking good meth in a glass pipe. Refers to the liquified meth which resembles motor oil. What are you doing tonight? Im g..
Read more
Matt Cameron
1. Orginally the drummer for the seattle band Soundgarden. Matt is now the current drummer for the best band ever.......Pearl Jam! Did yo..
Read more
Krulled
1. A pleasant memory that is ruined by an honest revisiting of the events, such as seeing a movie that you loved as a kid, only to realize ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free