Ballzinis

What is Ballzinis?

1.

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."

-Dane Cook

See dane cook, balls, wax, nut, candy
55

Random Words:

Rawr Rawr Rawr
1. A subjunctive clause used in place of anything else you were going to say. Usually used as an exclamation or when nothing better can be ..
Read more
W Towns
1. The "W Towns" are a group of adjacent, very affluent towns west of Boston (beginning with the letter W), namely Wellesley, Wes..
Read more
Quim Dingleberry
1. kendall (my bestfriend) a.k.a k-fag i like to hangout with quim dingleberry because she makes me laugh. See quim, dingleberry, shit, b..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free