Ballzinis

What is Ballzinis?

1.

A pair of testicles dipped into wax which acts as an added bonus after trimming and grooming before sex. This is used to make the balls more appealing to the opposite sex as described by comedian Dane Cook. The significant other can treat it as if it were candy, like a Tootsiepop, and see how many licks it takes to get the center.

"...as guys, our balls are a disaster area...so I dip them in wax...much like a Charm's Blowpop, but only here there's no gum. Balls...Ballzinis...Enjoy."

-Dane Cook

See dane cook, balls, wax, nut, candy
55

Random Words:

Grammar Gestapo
1. Often known as the GG When you make a spelling/grammar mistake, lock your doors, because the Grammar Gestapo are going to break yer leg..
Read more
Ninigger
1. see the definition for Cocoon Frfred ii dididn't shshoot nono fufuckin' ninigger. See nigger, coon, cocoon, black, spade..
Read more
Quozzi
1. n. A person who looks relatively attractive from behind, only to turn round and look hideous. vb. to be quozzied - the word used to des..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free