Balmonds

What is Balmonds?

Almonds that have fallen into a women's cleavage, and are then thrown at certain people that need to go mow lawns.

Person 1: Whats up?

Person 2: That's what your face said!!!

Person 1: Stop saying that's what your face said to everything I say or i'll throw balmonds at you!!

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