Balmung

What is Balmung?


1.

Never mind the other definition. Balmung is a character from the whole .hack series. Known as "Balmung of the Azure Sky", he begins as a legendary player in .hack//SIGN, then gradutates to a .hacker, or ultimate hero, in the .hack games. And finally, in .hack//LEGEND OF THE TWILIGHT BRACELET, he becomes a manager for The World. Balmung is oh-so-prettiful. ^^

"I became an administrator to protect this World which I love..." Balmung explains when asked why he started playing The World.

2.

In Norse mythology, it is the sword Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir. The sword originally belonged to Sigurd’s father Sigmund, who pulled it out of the log where the god Odin had thrust it.

Pull Balmung out of the Log!!!!!

See sword, myth, norse, mythology, swords

3.

Someone incredibly ugly, so ugly that that person blinds you.

"Ahhh! THAT BALMUNG MADE ME BLIND FOR ALL ETERNITY!"


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