Balonchkey Edit Meaning

1. when you shit in a girls pussy and mush her soggy pussy lips to look like a hamburger with extra mayo while whistling dixie. Ben: Dude ..

1. Masturbation while taking in a smooth duck buttery jazz piece. Although recommended, Spandex is not required. Shit, I'm gonna perf..

1. Web acronym for "I'm too old for this shit." John: How are you feeling today? Joe: I'm really hungover. ITOFTS! ..