Balonchkey Edit Meaning

1. someone who gives excessive rim jobs. can also be used as an adjective or a verb. twonkler, twonkling, etc. "ohhh dude stop twon..

1. An unbridled sexual attraction and deep routed love for the Ford Mondeo. Man, I caught Richard in the carpark outside work whacking off..

1. festy decayed old womans cunt. It is lacking of natural secretions thus gains a dry rubbery almost latex stretchy decrepidness. First ob..