Baloney Pony

What is Baloney Pony?

A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.

Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!

Natalie Portman'ed

1. As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejacu..

Candy Tongue

1. when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad ca..

Quankter

1. a fart from the penis i held in my fart and later i quanktered. See cockqueef, cockfart, penis fart, dick fart 1. a fart from the pe..

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