Baloobus

What is Baloobus?


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A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .

Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.

You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.

after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.

"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"

See drunk, intoxicated, pissed, wrecked, smashed, fucked, hangover


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