What is Balph?
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1. The act of spewing the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, and/or nose, usually in a series of uncontrollable spastic movements.
2. A last name commonly mispronounced and/or misspelled.
1. "Man, I just balphed all over my friend's car, and I have to pay for it to get cleaned."
2. "Hi, is Matthew Ralph there?"
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to vomit and or dry heave fluids and or foods in a violent matter; also known to be a last name of a friend
"Sorry guys i just balphed all over your bathroom"
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Game where you can get someone to do something ridiculous for one dollar (US.) Usually aided by heavy drinking.
Ok, one american dolla..
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The act of taking a crap on a womans chest and then proceeding to titty fuck her using the poo as lube.
My wife is a dirty whore, so I ..
