What is Balph?
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1. The act of spewing the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, and/or nose, usually in a series of uncontrollable spastic movements.
2. A last name commonly mispronounced and/or misspelled.
1. "Man, I just balphed all over my friend's car, and I have to pay for it to get cleaned."
2. "Hi, is Matthew Ralph there?"
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to vomit and or dry heave fluids and or foods in a violent matter; also known to be a last name of a friend
"Sorry guys i just balphed all over your bathroom"
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The female equivalent of cock blocking.
Did you see Ellie vadge badging us at Shakers last night?
See ellie, david, thigh, loud, bitch..
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An adjective used to describe a member of one sex who appears to be the other sex.
Dude, that chick is so rumbugulus. Look at her beard..
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a person who's skinny on the bottom and fat on the top
"omg that girl is such a marble slab"
See marissa, fat, person, ..
