Balph

What is Balph?


1.

1. The act of spewing the contents of one's stomach through the mouth, and/or nose, usually in a series of uncontrollable spastic movements.

2. A last name commonly mispronounced and/or misspelled.

1. "Man, I just balphed all over my friend's car, and I have to pay for it to get cleaned."

2. "Hi, is Matthew Ralph there?"

2.

to vomit and or dry heave fluids and or foods in a violent matter; also known to be a last name of a friend

"Sorry guys i just balphed all over your bathroom"


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