Balpyrus

What is Balpyrus?

(Ball + Papyrus) To see balpyrus, one must pull up on the ballsack until there is a flat section of skin that you can write on.

My balls hang so low, you could write your masters thesis on my balpyrus!

Punching A Grumpy

1. The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time. As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was..

Ethnoglorious

1. A description of someone who is of a non-caucasian heritage and damn pa-roud of it. someone who frankly doesn't give a damn what th..

Lequeeran

1. Sex so bad that it will switch your sexual orientation. I heard Dan gave Jane the LeQueeran and she asked Sally out. See lequeeran, ga..

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