What is Balsa?
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A semi-erect penis; stemming from the common slang "wood" or "woodie" for a fully erect penis and the fact that balsa wood is a "soft" wood.
"That Victoria's Secret catalog made me balsa."
"'Are you hard, yet?' 'No, but I'm balsa.'"
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Wood from the tree ochroma lagopus. Light wood that easily foats and is breakable. Wood used for modelling. A piece of balsa: A useless item liable to break. Not well constructed. cf "pants, a pile of"
"That car's a piece of balsa" and "You can make a model out of that!" (ie. it's balsa) as fearured on an Alexei Sayle recording: "Hello John Got a New Motor?"
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can be used instead of saying balls.
Ahh fuck dude that bail owned my balsa