What is Balsac?
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Honoré de Balzac was a 19th century French novelist and playright. "Balsac" is a "clever" and "humorous" play on his name, with reference to slang words for the male testes and scrotum, which has been observed by this entrant written on men's restroom walls in Dayton, Ohio on several occasions. An example of a certain Southwestern Ohio mindset.
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