Baltic Mini-ramp

What is Baltic Mini-ramp?


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This is a homosexual competition in which two gay male partners have anal intercourse with eachother until their fecal matter is in one compacted ball and ready to explode out of the anus. Both partners then lay down right next to one another on their stomachs. They then shove their testicles up between their legs forming a "mini-ramp" next to the anus.

The goal of this competition is to shoot the compacted shit-ball off of the testicles and see who ramps it the farthest. Loser of the competition eats both of the shit-balls.

person 1: "Why does that faggot have brown teeth?"

person 2: "He lost the Baltic Mini-Ramp last night. What a fag!"

See shit, ramp, baltic, vagina


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